tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55064472011-04-21T23:43:32.448+04:00official news source of King Volcano World Industries and the Great Cajun Nation of Israel. kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-22506314277069520202007-09-20T07:03:00.000+04:002007-09-20T07:57:26.137+04:00

DATELINE: DANEM OR BENEN OR DENIM, NEW MEXICO. SEPTEMBER 19, 2007I'm south of Albequerque, whose name I have always admired. Albequerque sounds like a made-up place, like "Pinkydamdoodlepuss, Wyoming". You just want to go "HA HA! no, stop it." Albequerque was first settled by the great explorer Bugs Bunny. But I'm not in Albequerque, nor am I going to be there. The closest I will come is

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-22026826465529218762007-09-19T06:01:00.000+04:002007-09-19T06:42:42.415+04:00

DATELINE: POWATASH OR PORTABELLO OR PORTALES, NEW MEXICO September 18 2007One of those. I'm leaning towards Portales, but you just pick whichever you like best. They won't mind. There's an Air Force base here. I don't know what the base's name is, but it's home (or one of them) to the F-111 bomber or tactical bomber or something. It's also Home of the Greyhounds!!!! The Greyhounds are the

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-71485854299166052007-09-19T05:38:00.000+04:002007-09-19T06:01:21.115+04:00

DATELINE OKLAHOMA CITY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2007We kinda put in a 600 mile day today.Memphis has a big glass pyramid at the mississipi river. It's called "The Pyramid". There's a statue of Ramesses in front of it. This is, I realized, to celebrate Memphis' Egyptian heritage.Memphis is Egyptian in exactly the same way that The Great Cajun Nation of Israel is Jewish! which is to say, not at all,

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-68857710312972815182007-09-19T05:33:00.000+04:002007-09-19T05:38:25.296+04:00

Here is a dispatch from our beloved leader from September 16th, which just came in over the "Great Cajun Telex of Israel":DAY ONEjust in case anyone cares about how this little trip is going, I figured I'd write a little dispatch:I'm in Dickson TN, about 60 miles or so east of Nashville. I kinda wanted to push to Memphis, but since we had been traveling since 8 am we kinda thought it would be

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-61238887104641367532007-06-27T09:27:00.000+04:002007-06-27T09:38:58.725+04:00

for tax purposes, the North American Headquarters of King Volcano World Industries will be relocating to the Movie Star State of California. This also facilitates a closer proximity to King Volcano World Industries developing interest in Avocado futures and Avocado products, particularly in Aerospace applications. The city of Irvine California has offered lucrative incentives to host King

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-15537401471327793302007-02-25T03:54:00.000+04:002007-02-25T03:59:07.942+04:00

Brett Doar was featured in the February 14, 2007 issue of the Village Voice. Also featured was the TOTAL SPACEMAN Mark Esper.Congratulations to the Great Cajun Information Technology Corps of Israel, on figuring out how to add links to words.

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PC magazine had a little mention of ROBOZOIC in its January print edition.http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2071702,00.aspboom

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1163533927522661032006-11-14T23:47:00.000+04:002006-11-14T23:53:20.210+04:00

okay so I didn't mention that artbots was happening in New York last weekend, and that I was in it, but nobody reads this thing anyway, do you? (do you? if you are reading this just leave a comment or something- just say "yes I do" or leave your favorite recipe for apple brown betty) anyway, Wired has a little write up of the show on their blog. is it wired magazine? it's kinda like Wired

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Dear Leader is featured in photos at http://dorkbot.org/dorkbotnyc/06.sept.2006/images/playing the huffyphonic gyrobanshee. And video samples of the groundbreaking performance are athttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6488729505099931905&hl=en(thanks, david kareve and inverbras!)http://www.crashingart.com/http://www.inverbras.blogspot.com/we at the Great Cajun IT Center of Israel aren't sure

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1157664818650875972006-09-08T01:29:00.000+04:002006-09-08T01:33:38.660+04:00

If you've come here from rocketboom or dorkbot, movies and mp3s and other stuff is (are?) available at: http://homepage.mac.com/kingvolcano sorry folks! forgot to list it!!!!! download your copy of "lunchlady's revenge" today!!!!!!!

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1145306479004042882006-04-18T00:33:00.001+04:002006-04-18T00:41:19.006+04:00

Friends, Romans, Citizens of the Great Cajun Nation of Israel:The Great Cajun Ministry of Potentially Lethal Technology is pleased to announce that a show of Brett Doar's kinetic sculpture work, developed in the Laboratory of Applied Chaotics at King Volcano World Industries, is up and running! SEE Frankenrooster in a bloodsport match with Slouchy the Awkward Walking Thing!HEAR the underwater

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1134831262095567252005-12-17T18:25:00.000+04:002005-12-17T18:54:23.576+04:00

There is no worker revolt. The orphan leper employees have not set King Volcano World Industries' state of the art T-shirt fabrication plant on fire. The fire was started by a scientologo-fascist terrorist with ties to the Blind Egyptian Cleric, John Travolta. What's more, it's not as bad as it looks, and reports of damage and fatalities have been grossly exaggerated by people who hate freedom

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1134522879424205162005-12-14T08:19:00.000+04:002005-12-14T05:14:39.483+04:00

People sometimes ask: "hey, so you've got this country, what are your national beasts? If you really want to be a real world class country, blah blah blah". Well, we in the Great Cajun Nation of Israel don't have to do anything we don't want to do, and we've got the Elite Ninja Squad hiding in your toilet to back us up, so there. But since you asked, we'll tell you, because that's the kind

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1126702600280263752005-09-14T16:55:00.000+04:002005-09-14T16:56:40.286+04:00

We in the sovereign Republic of The Great Cajun Nation of Israel are inspired by the American push to teach Intelligent Design alongside the controversial theory of so-called “Darwinian Evolution”, and our Maximum Leader has instructed the Great Cajun Board of Education of Israel to adopt this policy. He extends the Hand of Brotherhood to the brave educational crusaders in the American states of

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1122414604205735132005-07-27T01:29:00.000+04:002005-07-27T01:50:04.213+04:00

Our beloved President For Life and Maximum Leader attended a summit in Dublin Ireland from July 11-19, 2005. While he was there he also attended ARTBOTS 2005, an international robotic arts and defense technology symposium. He reports that he found the Irish people warm and generous, but expresses frustration at their refusal to help him obtain "a real live leprechaun" for the Great Cajun Zoo

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1115389453641511552005-05-06T18:12:00.000+04:002005-05-06T18:24:13.653+04:00

Not that anyone actually reads this thing, but robotics researchers at the Cajun Israeli Social Science Institute (or CISSY, as we like to call it) have been selected to participate in ARTBOTS, "the robot talent show", to be held in July 2005 in Dublin Ireland. Cajun Israelis the world over sounded their barbaric yawps simultaneously at the news. We are that much closer to realizing our dream

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1102647936686037692004-12-10T05:50:00.000+04:002004-12-10T07:56:53.883+04:00

People often ask me, "Oh, Great Kahuna, if I wanted to invade the Great Cajun Nation of Israel, to claim your luxurious phosphate beaches all for myself, what exactly would I be up against?" and I'm proud to say you'd get your ass kicked, pal. Under the direction of our Secretary of Homeland Security, Grace Jones, we've assembled a menacing street gang of a military defense force, funded

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1096232982516760162004-09-27T01:23:00.000+04:002004-09-27T01:09:42.516+04:00

It's the same old site. I like to think of it as the "Classic Version". And apparently the site has been down for almost exactly a year, because if you look on the previous post, you will see that it's dated September 30th, 2003, which is almost exactly a year ago. I can't remember exactly when the server exploded, but I will never forget the image of that little girl running down the

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1064935458852830192003-09-30T19:17:00.000+04:002003-09-30T19:24:18.643+04:00

So I've been invited to participate in the Rocking Horse Seventh Annual "Dia de los Muertos" celebration. 35 Day of the Dead altars created by artists will be auctioned off by the Rocking Horse Cafe, to benefit God's Love We Deliver and the PS 11 arts and culture fund.

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1057521608394787392003-07-07T00:00:00.000+04:002003-07-07T00:00:08.450+04:00

OKAY KIDS, HERE'S THE DEAL, MARK YOUR CALENDERS. BRETT DOAR WILL BE AT PS 1 CONTEMPORARY ARTS CENTER, PARTICIPATING IN "SUMMER CELEBRATION", ON JULY 27 (SUNDAY) 2003. 12pm-6pm. He will be building a siege tower over one of the interior courtyard walls. Summer Celebration is open to the public, especially children, and visitors are welcome to participate. For directions and information about

kahunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06842360318558323065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5506447.post-1057520659189205012003-07-06T23:44:00.000+04:002003-07-06T23:44:19.130+04:00

A lot of people ask me "O Grand Schnafada, what is it like in The Great Cajun Nation of Israel?" It's very nice. We have some nice beaches, and when Mt. Tabasco isn't busy erupting, you can ski. Theoretically you can ski, we don't have snow. It's more like a really slick lava flow, and you have to lug all your stuff up to the top. One of these days we're gonna try to offer helicopter

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